Giving Away My Book

Just want the book and don’t want to read all this? Here ya go, you ironic bastard, you: Free Book (No-Mod)


It’s gotten a bit lonely out there. Bereft of anything to do since finishing the last episode of Love is Blind on Netflix, everyone has become a bit ragged. In light of the absurdly uncertain economic future for all of us, I’ve made the book free for the next five days. I create entertainment for a living and the parts that I am able to make free, I’m doing my best to make available to everyone. So get a free book and please share it.

How does downloading a FREE book help me?

Two things:

  1. It shows people are interested and the algorithm shows me to more people that may dig what I wrote!

  2. Every download distributes one serotonin to my brain hole.

You don’t have to spend money to help me. I get promotional days through Amazon and moved mine forward to make sure everyone that wants to read the book can do so for free and without needing to get promo codes while we are trapped in the prisons of our minds….and homes.

Hit the link below and share with anyone you can. I’m very lucky to have such a supportive friend base and I know alot of you have already boosted me and I appreciate you. Even if you’ve already got the book, download here and it helps me.

Additionally I will be releasing music throughout these next few weeks or months or however long we are all locked down. That includes the new album, an old album, live shows on facebook and maybe even a few B-sides we just never got to release.

Quality content

Quality content

Maybe even an onlyfans account

I hope you’re enjoying the book and that you spread it like Covid-19 this spring.

Too soon?

Love you all, stay safe. 



Link to the book:
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Derek Porterfield